1 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,670 -This is Los Angeles, California, 2 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:36,507 third largest city in the USA, 3 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,510 home of seven million people. 4 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,930 About half of them are women. 5 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:46,559 The rest are men. 6 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,479 This is Olvera Street, 7 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,982 the city's original thoroughfare, 8 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:56,736 a Los Angeles trademark and tourist attraction. 9 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,989 Through preservation and restoration, 10 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:05,578 Olvera Street is much the same as it was 150 years ago. 11 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:08,080 It's always been a skin game. 12 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,669 -Move along, you creep. You're holding up the line. 13 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,546 Like everyone else, you have to pay your taxes. 14 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:58,464 -I cannot pay. 15 00:04:58,714 --> 00:04:59,757 I've had a bad year. 16 00:05:11,393 --> 00:05:13,020 -They want my last peso. 17 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,230 -Ihave no money, 18 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,191 and now they want to take my miserable hobble, my cow, 19 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:18,651 my half acre of land, 20 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:19,777 and my daughter. 21 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:28,285 -What can we do, Pedro? 22 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:29,954 We have no money either. 23 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,207 -All right, you people. 24 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:34,750 It's April 15th. 25 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,752 You all know what that means. 26 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:38,379 It's tax time. 27 00:05:40,714 --> 00:05:42,299 You want good government? 28 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:43,884 You got to pay for it. 29 00:05:46,136 --> 00:05:49,431 Today, we will collect water tax, 30 00:05:50,015 --> 00:05:51,934 income tax, 31 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,061 property tax, 32 00:05:54,311 --> 00:05:55,688 use tax, 33 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,524 and vehicle registration tax. 34 00:06:00,776 --> 00:06:02,319 Juan Hernandez, 35 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,363 100 pesos. 36 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:07,575 Next. 37 00:06:08,075 --> 00:06:09,618 Juan Peron, 38 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,120 200 pesos. 39 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:13,622 -Sefior Alcalde, it will leave me without a centavo. 40 00:06:15,749 --> 00:06:17,418 I pay, I pay. 41 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:23,883 - Chico, how are you and your two lovely daughters today? 42 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,551 -We are all fine, Sefior Alcalde. 43 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:27,386 -I'm glad to hear that, Chico. 44 00:06:27,636 --> 00:06:29,889 Then you won't mind paying your taxes? 45 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,266 250 pesos. 46 00:06:32,516 --> 00:06:33,267 Por favor. 47 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:34,518 -Icannot pay that amount. 48 00:06:34,768 --> 00:06:35,561 I will not pay that amount. 49 00:06:35,811 --> 00:06:37,897 I'll kill you first, you thieving bastard. 50 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,237 -All right, you people. 51 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:46,530 No rough stuff. 52 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,033 -You'll pay for this felony, Luis Bonasario. 53 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,660 -Alejandro, what can we do? 54 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,621 You know the horror of it all. 55 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,916 Since your father cannot pay his taxes, 56 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,751 your girls must pay. 57 00:06:59,001 --> 00:06:59,877 However, 58 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,421 we will let you work it off. 59 00:07:02,671 --> 00:07:04,381 Sergeant Latio, 60 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:10,179 take charge of these two tasty wenches and collect 250 pesos. 61 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:14,183 Plus a fine of 50 pesos for disturbing the peace. 62 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,644 -300 pesos. 63 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,855 They'll be 45 years old by the time they pay it. 64 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:24,652 Come on. 65 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:28,364 That's enough of this nice guy shit. 66 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,450 -Father in heaven, help us. 67 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,661 Somebody help us. 68 00:07:34,244 --> 00:07:36,163 Alejandro, this cannot go on. 69 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,665 We may be next. 70 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,000 -Get that body out of here. 71 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,044 -Next. 72 00:07:42,419 --> 00:07:43,879 Vi ncenzo. 73 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:46,340 200 pesos. 74 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,385 -Luis Bonasario and Esteban Velazquez 75 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,803 make a mockery of all that is good and right 76 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,097 in the glorious colonies of Old Spain. 77 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:54,932 -Taxes. 78 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,977 Do you know where every peso of that tax money goes? 79 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,688 Into the pockets of Luis and Esteban, that's where. 80 00:08:03,732 --> 00:08:04,733 -Thank you very much. 81 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:05,901 Next. 82 00:08:07,569 --> 00:08:08,529 How sweet it is. 83 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,203 Manuel Velas, 84 00:08:16,453 --> 00:08:17,955 200 pesos. 85 00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:19,748 -What a score those bums are making. 86 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:23,293 -I have heard what happens in Bonasario's offices. 87 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:25,796 He seduces virgins. 88 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:27,381 -He entices hateful wives-- -Next, 89 00:08:27,631 --> 00:08:30,300 -into adultery. -Roman Alvarado, 90 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:34,179 -Fifty pesos. -They even have orgies. 91 00:08:35,305 --> 00:08:37,766 -Esteban commands the presidio. 92 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,269 He has the entire garrison behind him. 93 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:46,400 He and Luis work hand in glove to rob, rape, and pillage our people. 94 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:51,280 We are too old to take up swords to avenge these wrongs. 95 00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:55,284 The peons, they have no training in fighting. 96 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:58,662 -Fifty pesos, my friend, Cristina. 97 00:08:58,912 --> 00:09:00,122 Fifty pesos. 98 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,461 Next. 99 00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:07,046 -Alejandro, 100 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,922 what can be done? 101 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,424 -My son Diego. 102 00:09:10,674 --> 00:09:13,635 He's been at the Military Institute Madrid for the last four years. 103 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,137 The comandante has written me. 104 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:18,057 Diego is the greatest swordsman and horseman in all of Spain. 105 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:20,225 I will write to him and he will come home to California. 106 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:23,353 -Yes, that is the answer. 107 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:24,938 I knew you would think of something. 108 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,191 You must write him today, Don Alejandro, 109 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:29,443 because tomorrow a ship leaves for Spain. 110 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,904 -Yes, Don, come. 111 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,824 -All right, ladies. 112 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,660 You don't want me to have to use this on you, do you? 113 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:43,707 It would be a shame to mark up such beautiful bodies. 114 00:09:43,957 --> 00:09:46,168 Now, the comandante will be here in a few minutes. 115 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,337 So as we say in Spanish, 116 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,631 get your clothes off. 117 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,049 Come on, hurry up. 118 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,556 Get them off. It's not a striptease show. 119 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:27,668 -Comandante. 120 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:36,051 -Sergeant Latio. 121 00:10:43,016 --> 00:10:43,976 -Choice. 122 00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:45,561 Choice. 123 00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,063 I may even say prime. 124 00:10:48,605 --> 00:10:52,484 -Comandante, they are both virgins. 125 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,362 -We shall see, Sergeant. 126 00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:58,365 We shall see. 127 00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:15,632 - I think I'll take this one, Sergeant. 128 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:16,675 What's her name? 129 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:18,385 -Her name is Rosita, Comandante. 130 00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:23,223 -If what Sergeant Latio says is true, 131 00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:25,559 consider yourself fortunate, my little chili pepper, 132 00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:29,897 that Captain Esteban Velazquez is your first man. 133 00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:34,985 Nice to see you have everything in hand, Sergeant. 134 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,908 -Wait 'til she finds out his saber is bent. 135 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,660 - Well, that's the way it is in the army. 136 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,954 The Commandant gets first choice. 137 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,956 You, my little tamale, 138 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:52,544 are going to get to entertain Sergeant Filipio Latio. 139 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,088 You can call me Phil. 140 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,550 -No, please. Fmanm. 141 00:11:59,134 --> 00:12:00,177 -Virgin? 142 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,137 I believe it. 143 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,598 When you do what I want, darling, 144 00:12:04,848 --> 00:12:07,100 you'll still be a virgin. 145 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,228 -No, I can't. 146 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,646 I never-- 147 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:11,647 -Fear not. 148 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:12,856 Fear not. 149 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:15,984 Relief is just a swallow away. 150 00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:17,694 Come on. 151 00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:19,529 Be good. 152 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:24,284 -No, Sergeant. No. -Chow time! 153 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,202 -No. 154 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,412 No, please. 155 00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:52,748 No, no. 156 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,792 No. 157 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:57,627 No. 158 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,546 No, please. Please. 159 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:06,803 Please. 160 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,934 No. 161 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:31,776 - At least one swallow came back to Capistrano this year. 162 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,041 -Here they come. 163 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,168 The California Cockerel's in the lead. 164 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,211 Ten pesos says he wins. 165 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:51,546 -Yes, I bet. 166 00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:14,027 -Well, he's done it. 167 00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:15,153 Pay up. 168 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,617 -Lieutenant Rodriguez isn't going to like this. 169 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:23,286 He thinks he's the best horseman in all of Spain. 170 00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:26,039 -Well, at least now he has a rival in Diego de Vega. 171 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,792 -Si, but who do you think is the better swordsman? 172 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,210 -In a duel or in bed? 173 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,046 Bravo, Diego. 174 00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:36,341 -San Diego, the Capitano wants to see you in his office immediately. 175 00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:37,550 -Damn, now what? 176 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,469 -Whose heart did you break this time, Diego? 177 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:40,637 -Broken hearts don't bother me. 178 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:43,598 It's the parts that can't be mended that cause the most trouble. 179 00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:46,101 Tell the Comandante I'll be there in a minute. 180 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,853 I wanted to buy a little gift for Lolita for the party tonight, 181 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,563 but now there won't be time. 182 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,149 - Don't worry about the Eternal Virgin Lolita. 183 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,527 Put something in a box and she's happy. 184 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:59,489 I wonder why in the name of heaven she keeps pretending she's a maiden. 185 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:00,865 -Woman's folly, my friend. 186 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,117 Woman's folly. 187 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,004 -Come in. Come in. 188 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,763 İt's you, Diego. 189 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:24,723 There have a seat. 190 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,307 I'll be with you in a moment. 191 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:33,690 -You want to see me, Comandante? 192 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,025 -Now, see I have something for you here. 193 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:37,944 It's a letter from your father. 194 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,028 -A letter, 195 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,697 from my father? 196 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,501 My dearest son, 197 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,630 our fine community is being raped by the new alcalde, 198 00:20:58,673 --> 00:21:00,341 our women too. 199 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,177 Come home at once. 200 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,346 We need your help to stamp out this heel. 201 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,681 It's signed, 202 00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,099 father. 203 00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,231 Sir, I must return to help my people. 204 00:21:15,815 --> 00:21:17,400 May I have your permission to leave the academy 205 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,612 until these renegades are eliminated? 206 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,614 -Yes, of course, of course. 207 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,991 We'll miss you, but I understand. 208 00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:26,868 Give my regards to your father. 209 00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:29,162 -Si, gracias. 210 00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,581 I'll leave first thing in the morning. 211 00:21:31,831 --> 00:21:33,041 -Good luck. 212 00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:05,907 -Diego. 213 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:07,075 Over here. 214 00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:10,954 -Pablo, Manuel. 215 00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,330 -We heard. 216 00:22:12,872 --> 00:22:17,210 Instead of a party to celebrate Lolita's becoming a fallen woman again, 217 00:22:18,294 --> 00:22:19,754 it's a farewell to Diego. 218 00:22:20,004 --> 00:22:21,172 -Salud. -Salud. 219 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,397 -Tell me, is Los Angeles really so bad? 220 00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:39,941 -Terrible, according to my father. 221 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,235 Terror, villainy, rape. 222 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,783 Let's forget about all that for now. 223 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:51,244 This is supposed to be a party. To wine, 224 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,620 women. 225 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,683 -Really luscious tonight? 226 00:28:04,473 --> 00:28:07,185 -Bravo. Bravo, Bravo. 227 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:09,687 Marvelous exhibition, Diego, 228 00:28:09,937 --> 00:28:13,024 but I don't think you really know anything about women 229 00:28:13,357 --> 00:28:14,650 or lovemaking. 230 00:28:21,824 --> 00:28:25,786 you who walks around in women's clothing 231 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,206 when you think no one is watching. 232 00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:34,795 Talks to me about women, lovemaking. 233 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,255 -How dare you? 234 00:28:36,505 --> 00:28:39,091 I demand an apology at once. 235 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:42,345 -Fuck off. 236 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:45,890 -En garde! 237 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,392 It shall be a fight to the finish. 238 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,646 -Look, Rodriguez, 239 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,148 this whole thing is ridiculous. 240 00:28:55,858 --> 00:28:57,276 This is a party. 241 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:00,905 Join us if you like. 242 00:29:01,697 --> 00:29:04,033 There's plenty of everything to go around. 243 00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,827 -Get your sword up, Diego. 244 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,996 We'll see who the better man is. 245 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:15,503 -I never met a man who wanted to die 246 00:29:16,587 --> 00:29:18,547 as much as you do. 247 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,304 You are half drunk, 248 00:29:28,182 --> 00:29:30,601 so we'll make it a fair fight. 249 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,324 -Quit while you're ahead, Rodriguez. 250 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:11,077 This is madness. 251 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:12,620 Quit before you get hurt. 252 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,706 -I'll kill you and cut them off for souvenirs. 253 00:31:15,998 --> 00:31:17,541 -Take your best shot, Rod. 254 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,215 Next time, don't wave your sword 255 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:26,342 at someone who has a superior weapon 256 00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:28,636 and knows how to use it. 257 00:31:36,977 --> 00:31:38,145 what an exit. 258 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,856 - Bravo. - Bravo. 259 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,274 -0h, Diego, 260 00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,068 must you go so soon? 261 00:31:44,318 --> 00:31:45,361 -Yes. 262 00:31:45,611 --> 00:31:48,906 I have to be on my way to California early in the morning. 263 00:31:57,456 --> 00:31:59,083 -Adios, my friends. -Bravo. 264 00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:00,543 -Adios. -Adios. 265 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,607 -0h, Don Alejandro, 266 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,860 the Martinez family is already the ninth family 267 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,529 that has fled Los Angeles for Mexico City. 268 00:32:28,779 --> 00:32:32,867 We've paid the taxes imposed on them by this vermin, Luis Bonasario. 269 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,243 -And on the Sabbath, 270 00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:36,162 those that come to church, 271 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:38,205 the sadness in their faces. 272 00:32:38,622 --> 00:32:41,167 The misery of it all. 273 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,543 -Don Alejandro, 274 00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:44,170 this cannot go on. 275 00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:49,550 -Diego, my son. 276 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,720 Diego. 277 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:56,307 Diego. It is so good to have you home again. 278 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:58,142 -It's good to be home, Father. 279 00:32:59,101 --> 00:33:00,811 -You remember Don Manuel. 280 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:03,814 -Don Manuel, my father's dearest friend. 281 00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:04,899 -How are you? -F1'ne, fine. 282 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,193 -Thank you. -And your wife, Dofia Amelia? 283 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,320 -0h, she's fine too, the family. 284 00:33:09,695 --> 00:33:13,240 -Your son, Juajito. -Fine. Look how big and strong he got. 285 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:18,621 -Of course, you remember your beloved teacher and priest, Fray Felipe. 286 00:33:19,371 --> 00:33:20,706 -Fray Felipe. 287 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,375 Next to my dear father, you are the man I have respected 288 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,669 and loved most in this whole world. 289 00:33:26,504 --> 00:33:27,463 - Diego, 290 00:33:27,713 --> 00:33:30,216 what a splendid person you have turned out to be. 291 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:33,802 How proud I am that I was your first instructor. 292 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:38,766 Heaven will surely reward you for answering your father's call on this, 293 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:40,935 our hour of need. 294 00:33:41,602 --> 00:33:44,438 -So tell me, who was doing what to whom? 295 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,651 -When you went to study in Spain, 296 00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:49,735 l, 297 00:33:49,985 --> 00:33:52,988 Don Alejandro Vega, was the good, 298 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,450 just, and well-liked alcalde of Los Angeles. 299 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,495 A position I held for many years with great honor. 300 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:05,334 Then one terrible day, this slimy Luis Bonasario 301 00:34:05,584 --> 00:34:06,627 arrived in our city 302 00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:08,337 and proclaimed himself the new alcalde. 303 00:34:08,587 --> 00:34:10,256 -How did this happen? 304 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,591 -An appointment from the governor himself. 305 00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:14,885 Signed, sealed, and legal. 306 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:17,846 -To back his appointment came the henchman, 307 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:21,225 Capitan Esteban Velazquez, and Sergeant Felipe Latio, 308 00:34:21,475 --> 00:34:23,686 along with a score of battle-trained soldiers. 309 00:34:24,436 --> 00:34:26,939 -Why didn't you write the governor and ask why such a person 310 00:34:27,189 --> 00:34:28,524 was appointed in your place? 311 00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:29,733 -I did, many times. 312 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,819 -He has never answered those letters. 313 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,533 -Obviously, one of two things has happened. 314 00:34:37,783 --> 00:34:40,286 These scoundrels are even tampering with the mail. 315 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:44,790 -Or. 316 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:45,708 -Or? -Or? 317 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,167 -The governor himself is a thief. 318 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,295 -Diego, with taxes what they are, it won't be long 319 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:51,463 before Bonasario owns all of Los Angeles. 320 00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,841 Already, some of our wealthy friends have had to sell out to him. 321 00:34:54,091 --> 00:34:56,510 -Now he even wants to tax the mission lands. 322 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,387 This is why your father sent for you. 323 00:34:58,637 --> 00:35:01,682 The comandante of the military academy wrote your father 324 00:35:01,932 --> 00:35:05,769 and said you were the greatest horseman and swordsman in all of Spain. 325 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,564 My son, how proud I am of you. 326 00:35:08,814 --> 00:35:09,815 -Diego, 327 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,485 maybe you could form an army and wipe out this Bonasario. 328 00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:15,529 -Where will I recruit an army, father? 329 00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:16,989 -The peons? 330 00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,449 -No, that would take too long a time. 331 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:20,200 We must act immediately. 332 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,161 -What shall we do? -What shall we do? 333 00:35:22,411 --> 00:35:24,413 -We will carry on as if nothing has happened. 334 00:35:24,663 --> 00:35:29,209 Tomorrow, I will visit this Bonasario and Velazquez at the presidio in person. 335 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,420 -What can you possibly do alone? 336 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:36,884 -Bless you, son. 337 00:35:39,136 --> 00:35:41,263 -Well, one can try, can't one? 338 00:35:42,097 --> 00:35:45,351 Now, Papa, Don Manuel, and dear Fray Felipe, 339 00:35:45,851 --> 00:35:48,395 I am literally exhausted from the journey. 340 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:50,731 You'll excuse me if I go beddy-byes? 341 00:35:52,274 --> 00:35:56,612 And Don Manuel, please give my very best to your son, Juajito, 342 00:35:56,862 --> 00:35:58,781 and tell him I'll be seeing him soon. 343 00:36:05,245 --> 00:36:06,997 -These military schools 344 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:10,167 can do funny things to a boy. 345 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:45,869 -Nothing but bills. 346 00:36:46,412 --> 00:36:47,913 Nothing but fucking bills. 347 00:36:48,163 --> 00:36:51,959 I think tomorrow we're going to raise the taxes, Esteban? 348 00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,484 -I am Don Diego de Vega. 349 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,528 I wish to see the Alcalde. 350 00:37:19,778 --> 00:37:20,946 -One moment, sefior. 351 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:27,286 -One simply must have a parasol 352 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:32,082 to protect one's delicate complexion from the burning rays of the sun. 353 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,334 -S1', sefior. 354 00:37:34,626 --> 00:37:36,920 -Don Diego de Vega to see the alcalde. 355 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:38,338 -Send him in. 356 00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:39,548 -Send him in. 357 00:37:39,798 --> 00:37:41,675 The alcalde will see you now. 358 00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:43,010 -Thank you. 359 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,014 You are very kind. 360 00:37:52,352 --> 00:37:55,439 Your Excellency, I am Don Diego de Vega. 361 00:37:57,649 --> 00:38:00,903 -Don Alejandro Vega's son. 362 00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:04,907 Don Diego, how nice it is to meet you. 363 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:07,659 Yes, well, 364 00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:10,621 Don Diego, I thought that you were in Spain at school. 365 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:13,207 -I've had enough of schools, Your Excellency. 366 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,001 I was lonesome for my family, 367 00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:17,586 my friends. 368 00:38:20,547 --> 00:38:22,174 -I told them to be quiet, 369 00:38:22,424 --> 00:38:24,802 but obviously, they've had too much wine. 370 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:32,476 -Ooh, such fine plumage. 371 00:38:32,726 --> 00:38:34,228 Whose closet did he come from? 372 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:35,854 -Graciara, don't be impertinent. 373 00:38:36,104 --> 00:38:39,691 This is Don Diego de Vega, son of the former Alcalde. 374 00:38:39,942 --> 00:38:41,318 Show some respect. 375 00:38:41,568 --> 00:38:43,862 I thought I told you to wait for me inside. 376 00:38:44,112 --> 00:38:47,074 - Well, it got too hot and we couldn't wait. 377 00:38:48,408 --> 00:38:50,786 -Don Diego, forgive us for being so rude, 378 00:38:51,036 --> 00:38:53,497 but you've arrived at a most inopportune time. 379 00:38:53,747 --> 00:38:57,000 As you can see, we have some unfinished business to attend to. 380 00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:58,502 -You needn't apologize, Comandante. 381 00:38:58,752 --> 00:39:00,045 I understand perfectly. 382 00:39:00,587 --> 00:39:01,797 We can meet again. 383 00:39:02,714 --> 00:39:03,549 Before I leave, though, 384 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:07,261 I wonder if you'd be kind enough to tell me who is your tailor. 385 00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:11,807 How exquisite. 386 00:39:12,057 --> 00:39:15,561 Yes, you are obviously a man of good taste. 387 00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:19,606 I do hope we can meet again soon. 388 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,443 By the way, Comandante, 389 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:26,989 have you seen this one? 390 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,409 -Don Diego, you must excuse us. 391 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,703 We would invite you to join us for the evening, 392 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:35,873 but I'm afraid we don't know where to find someone 393 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,875 to suit your proclivity. 394 00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,002 -Of course. 395 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:42,421 Another time, Excellency. 396 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:47,259 You do have the most beautiful things, Comandante. 397 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:49,553 Hasta mafiana. 398 00:40:03,066 --> 00:40:04,443 -That faggot. 399 00:40:04,776 --> 00:40:06,612 Talking to me that way, 400 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:09,615 I'll give him three feet of cold steel. 401 00:40:09,948 --> 00:40:12,618 -He must know you, Esteban, dear. 402 00:40:13,118 --> 00:40:17,873 After all, you do have the most beautiful things. 403 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,628 - We'll have no trouble from him, Esteban. 404 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,755 Are you still hot, my little chica? 405 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:31,136 -S1', and I think there are some things that you should take care of personally. 406 00:40:33,221 --> 00:40:35,724 -As for you, Sefior Comadante, 407 00:40:35,974 --> 00:40:37,643 you got a big job. 408 00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:40,312 You like the job you have. 409 00:40:40,562 --> 00:40:43,273 I think maybe from now on 410 00:40:43,523 --> 00:40:46,193 you'd better do what I tell you to do and get it done, 411 00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:51,031 or maybe my friend Don Diego will have a new playmate? 412 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,036 -Whatta you got here, Miranda? 413 00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:48,255 Very nice, very nice. 414 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,925 Tie them up. 415 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,762 I got something for you. 416 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:09,401 I got a bigger snake than this for you. 417 00:42:18,535 --> 00:42:19,619 Come on, Miranda. 418 00:42:35,343 --> 00:42:40,057 I got a bigger snake than this for you. 419 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:05,999 There's a note on this. 420 00:43:06,249 --> 00:43:07,918 You can read. What does it say? 421 00:43:09,544 --> 00:43:14,674 -Knowing that Luis Bonasario is a thief and a tyrant, 422 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:17,761 and cannot long escape my justice. 423 00:43:18,011 --> 00:43:19,679 Signed, Zorro. 424 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,182 -Zorro? Who the fuck is Zorro? 425 00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:25,268 -I don't know, but he tells it like it is. 426 00:43:26,394 --> 00:43:27,687 -What's going on? 427 00:43:30,315 --> 00:43:32,984 Get out of here, you ignorant peasants. 428 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:36,446 Andale, andale! Vamos! Raus! 429 00:43:43,078 --> 00:43:45,705 -I got a funny feeling if I could read, 430 00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,750 this thing gonna piss me off pretty bad. 431 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,152 -Did you see him? -No. 432 00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:16,403 -You look there. 433 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,865 -You in there? Quickly, before we're discovered. 434 00:45:02,115 --> 00:45:04,701 -Please leave us alone. 435 00:45:04,951 --> 00:45:07,537 Haven't you had enough for one day? 436 00:45:07,787 --> 00:45:08,955 -Have no fear, sefiorita. 437 00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:10,165 I want to help you escape. 438 00:45:10,415 --> 00:45:11,166 -Escape? 439 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:13,126 It must be a trick. 440 00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:16,504 -This is no trick, but come quickly now before we're discovered. 441 00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,048 -I don't want to escape. 442 00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:31,269 -Be quiet and follow me. 443 00:45:43,573 --> 00:45:44,866 -What are you doing? 444 00:45:45,116 --> 00:45:46,117 -Be quiet. 445 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:52,415 I just want to make sure the brutes didn't bruise your beautiful body. 446 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,389 Very nice. 447 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,432 Sergeant Latio has taste. 448 00:46:17,857 --> 00:46:20,026 Drive slowly, or you'll arouse the soldiers. 449 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:21,987 -Wait, who are you, masked man? 450 00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:23,113 How can we thank you? 451 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,657 -I'm sure that someday you'll find a way. 452 00:46:25,907 --> 00:46:27,492 Stay away from your house. 453 00:46:27,742 --> 00:46:28,493 Now go. 454 00:46:28,743 --> 00:46:30,036 Find safety with friends. 455 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:38,086 -Halt. 456 00:46:38,336 --> 00:46:39,087 Who goes there? 457 00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:51,933 -Now, what are we going to do without the women? 458 00:46:52,183 --> 00:46:56,646 Just because you use little boys doesn't mean everybody does. 459 00:46:56,896 --> 00:47:02,027 Estupidos, ignorantes, imbeciles, Dummkopfs! 460 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:07,907 You, your sister swims out to meet troopships, you idiot. 461 00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:09,868 Now find them. 462 00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:12,579 Find them and bring them back here immediately 463 00:47:12,829 --> 00:47:16,875 or you're all going to be tending bar in Tijuana at the Blue Fox. 464 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,168 Out, 465 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:21,296 Andale, andale! Imbeciles! 466 00:47:35,518 --> 00:47:37,771 -All right, another game of bingo. 467 00:47:38,104 --> 00:47:39,522 Move your cards, please. 468 00:47:40,106 --> 00:47:42,317 Under the I, 28. 469 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:45,403 Under the N, 34. 470 00:47:45,695 --> 00:47:47,989 Under the V, 18. 471 00:47:48,531 --> 00:47:51,159 Under the G, 54. 472 00:47:51,534 --> 00:47:53,745 Under the N, 37. 473 00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:56,915 Under the O, 69. 474 00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:58,166 -Bingo. 475 00:47:58,416 --> 00:47:59,834 - Shit. 476 00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,044 -Hold your cards, please. 477 00:48:01,294 --> 00:48:03,004 There may be a mistake. 478 00:48:23,858 --> 00:48:24,859 -Father, 479 00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,278 I have a wonderful confession to make. 480 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:32,742 -What is it, my little, my child? 481 00:48:32,992 --> 00:48:35,328 -Father, I've decided to become a nun. 482 00:48:35,578 --> 00:48:36,830 Don't you think that's wonderful? 483 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,540 -An admirable decision, 484 00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:41,000 but you shouldn't make up your mind 485 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:43,128 while you're still young and inexperienced. 486 00:48:43,378 --> 00:48:44,712 -What do you mean, father? 487 00:48:44,963 --> 00:48:46,965 -You should find out what life is all about. 488 00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:49,175 Why, a beautiful girl like you 489 00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:50,969 you must have many young men. 490 00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:53,179 So get married, 491 00:48:53,638 --> 00:48:54,556 have a family, 492 00:48:54,806 --> 00:48:58,226 and if you still want to become a nun, come back and we'll work something out. 493 00:48:58,476 --> 00:49:00,645 -Father, how can you say such things? 494 00:49:00,895 --> 00:49:04,357 I mean, if I'm to become a nun, I must remain a virgin. 495 00:49:04,607 --> 00:49:05,483 -What a waste. 496 00:49:05,733 --> 00:49:07,026 What I'm trying to tell you, my dear, 497 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,696 is that you don't have sufficient experience. 498 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:10,822 50 live a little. 499 00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:13,783 -Father, I do not understand. 500 00:49:14,033 --> 00:49:17,036 I thought if I became a nun, it would please you. 501 00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:18,496 -There are other, 502 00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:20,707 better ways for you to please me. 503 00:49:20,957 --> 00:49:23,001 -What do you mean? 504 00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:24,544 Father? 505 00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:30,508 What is it, Sergeant Latio? 506 00:49:30,758 --> 00:49:34,846 -Sefiorita Maria, we are looking for a man in a long, black, flowing cape. 507 00:49:35,096 --> 00:49:36,473 Have you seen such a man? 508 00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:37,640 -I saw no one. 509 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,185 I was just confessing to the padre. 510 00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:42,729 Who is the man with the dark cape? 511 00:49:42,979 --> 00:49:45,940 -His name is Zorro, and he's a very dangerous man. 512 00:49:46,191 --> 00:49:48,526 He has just helped two prisoners to escape. 513 00:49:48,776 --> 00:49:50,904 If you see him, beware. 514 00:49:58,828 --> 00:50:01,956 Sefiorita Maria, we're sorry to have disturbed you. 515 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:05,460 Padre, we apologize for disturbing you. 516 00:50:05,710 --> 00:50:08,421 Fear not. We will get Zorro. 517 00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:09,797 Out. 518 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:22,393 -Adic'>s, Chiquita. 519 00:51:15,196 --> 00:51:16,823 -You've got to catch him. 520 00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:21,828 This Zorro, 521 00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:25,456 he could screw up my plans of being the biggest man in California. 522 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,500 -I know, I know. 523 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,711 I'm part of those plans too, remember? 524 00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:31,921 -So what are you going to do about it? 525 00:51:32,171 --> 00:51:33,590 You and your machos. 526 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,925 That was some show you put on last night. 527 00:51:36,175 --> 00:51:38,094 -My men have been searching all night. 528 00:51:38,344 --> 00:51:41,055 By tomorrow morning, they'll be spread throughout the area. 529 00:51:41,306 --> 00:51:42,348 He won't escape this time. 530 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:43,516 I guarantee it. 531 00:51:43,766 --> 00:51:45,602 -Your men, your men. 532 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,145 All the men they are, 533 00:51:47,395 --> 00:51:51,190 they could compete with Don Diego Vega for gay caballero of the year. 534 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,568 As for that sefior Itar, 535 00:51:53,818 --> 00:51:56,696 I think I would like to have him meet my niece Maria. 536 00:51:56,946 --> 00:52:02,660 A match between him and Maria would be very advantageous to my plans. 537 00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:03,870 -Luis, 538 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,622 you know I've had my eye on Maria for a long time. 539 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:09,876 -That's all you're going to have on her, at least until after the marriage. 540 00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:13,504 Then, of course, Maria is entitled to at least one lover. 541 00:52:13,755 --> 00:52:16,382 Better it be you than some stranger. 542 00:52:17,091 --> 00:52:18,217 -Steps to which you'll stoop 543 00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:22,263 to become the richest man in California is nauseating. 544 00:52:22,513 --> 00:52:23,181 Poor Maria. 545 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:24,807 -Business, Esteban. 546 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:26,100 Big business. 547 00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:29,687 The Vega holdings are amongst the largest in California. 548 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:33,232 Tonight, we make our first move to acquire them. 549 00:52:34,275 --> 00:52:37,403 We are going to have Don Diego to dinner tonight. 550 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:39,906 -Who is he going to eat? 551 00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:42,492 -No snide remark to Diego. 552 00:52:42,742 --> 00:52:44,035 Now get out of here. 553 00:52:44,285 --> 00:52:45,995 You have something to do, no? 554 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:29,205 -Do not be frightened, my lovely Maria. 555 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:32,667 I only want to thank you 556 00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:35,420 for not blowing the whistle on me at the church last night. 557 00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:36,921 -Who are you? 558 00:53:37,171 --> 00:53:38,214 -I am Zorro. 559 00:53:38,923 --> 00:53:41,259 -Zorro? -Maria, are you ready? 560 00:53:41,509 --> 00:53:42,969 It's time to go down. 561 00:53:51,227 --> 00:53:53,855 I thought I heard voices in here just now. 562 00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:55,982 -No, I was just singing. 563 00:53:56,232 --> 00:53:57,108 -Well, shall we? 564 00:53:57,358 --> 00:53:58,443 Dinner's waiting. 565 00:55:39,126 --> 00:55:43,089 - Bravo. Bravo. 566 00:55:44,131 --> 00:55:45,800 -Aren't they fantastic? 567 00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:52,807 Dofia Bonasario, 568 00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:56,143 I have not had such a marvelous dinner since I left Madrid. 569 00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:58,187 Everything is just exquisite. 570 00:56:00,189 --> 00:56:01,607 Excellency, 571 00:56:02,191 --> 00:56:05,653 may I say your niece is the most charming young lady I have met? 572 00:56:05,903 --> 00:56:07,363 -Thank you very much, Don Diego. 573 00:56:07,613 --> 00:56:09,615 You two must get to know each other better. 574 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:12,076 She too has just come from Spain. 575 00:56:12,326 --> 00:56:15,872 She has only been with her aunt and I for three months in California. 576 00:56:16,122 --> 00:56:19,792 You two probably have mutual acquaintances in Madrid, no? 577 00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:22,795 -Maria, your perfume, it's lovely. 578 00:56:23,045 --> 00:56:23,838 What is it called? 579 00:56:24,088 --> 00:56:26,924 -My perfume? Why, it's-- 580 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,262 - Esteban, really? 581 00:56:31,512 --> 00:56:35,474 This beautiful scent is called Amor Rapido. 582 00:56:36,475 --> 00:56:37,727 -It's for my boss. 583 00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:39,186 I'm glad you like it. 584 00:56:39,437 --> 00:56:40,938 -Amor Rapido. 585 00:56:41,188 --> 00:56:42,523 It's obviously well named. 586 00:56:42,773 --> 00:56:45,192 -Diego, you must tell us about your life in Madrid. 587 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:48,446 That I was there instead of this godforsaken outpost. 588 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:52,283 - Yes, Diego, do tell us about your carefree, 589 00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:54,869 fascinating gay life in Madrid. 590 00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:58,456 -Actually, I spent most of my time with the other cadets. 591 00:56:58,706 --> 00:57:00,333 -That figures. 592 00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:07,089 -Studying or drilling or learning war games. 593 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:10,301 An officer must be a fine horseman and swordsman, 594 00:57:10,718 --> 00:57:12,637 but he must also know about the weapons. 595 00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:14,722 Sometimes it is best to use a pistol, 596 00:57:14,972 --> 00:57:18,851 but even an officer should know how to handle a cannon. 597 00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:20,353 -How interesting. 598 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,356 I suppose you know how to do everything. 599 00:57:24,106 --> 00:57:28,194 -Well, actually, you could say that, but really, I'm boring you all I know. 600 00:57:29,862 --> 00:57:32,490 -Esteban, you lived in Spain too, didn't you? 601 00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:35,284 Why don't you tell us why you left such a beautiful country 602 00:57:35,534 --> 00:57:37,244 to come to this sleepy pueblo? 603 00:57:37,536 --> 00:57:39,121 -When I was a younger man, 604 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,040 I was quite a sportsman, 605 00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:42,625 although I had a bad temper. 606 00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:45,836 I had the finest cock in Barcelona. 607 00:57:47,421 --> 00:57:51,509 This cock came from a long line of fighting cocks. 608 00:57:51,759 --> 00:57:55,346 One Saturday, I took him to the arena for a fight. 609 00:57:56,347 --> 00:57:58,140 All the gentlemen were there, 610 00:57:58,516 --> 00:58:00,017 and the stakes were high. 611 00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:02,728 When the time came for my cock to fight, 612 00:58:02,979 --> 00:58:04,480 I entered the arena 613 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:08,484 and presented myself to my cock's opponent. 614 00:58:08,734 --> 00:58:12,738 This gentleman took one look at my magnificent cock 615 00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:14,782 and stated he would not let his champion 616 00:58:15,032 --> 00:58:16,909 fight such a little, scrawny thing. 617 00:58:17,159 --> 00:58:18,744 I could not bear this insult. 618 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:20,287 In a fit of temper, 619 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,456 IchaUenged him to a duel. 620 00:58:23,624 --> 00:58:26,836 He was from one of the finest families in Barcelona. 621 00:58:27,962 --> 00:58:29,797 That was my mistake. 622 00:58:30,047 --> 00:58:31,966 - What an exciting story, Esteban. 623 00:58:32,216 --> 00:58:33,300 Please do go on. 624 00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:35,219 -Yes, please Esteban. 625 00:58:36,595 --> 00:58:38,597 -I ran him through. 626 00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:42,685 As I said, he was from one of the richest families in Barcelona. 627 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,397 Discretion being the better part of valor, 628 00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:49,442 I decided to split the scene. 629 00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:53,738 That is how I happened to be here in Los Angeles. 630 00:58:53,988 --> 00:58:55,990 -That's very interesting, Esteban. 631 00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,285 Too bad you can't challenge that Zorro to a cock fight? 632 00:59:01,245 --> 00:59:03,456 -Zorro? Who in the world is Zorro? 633 00:59:03,706 --> 00:59:05,416 - He's-- - Yes, my dear? 634 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:06,500 - I'm sorry, Uncle. 635 00:59:06,751 --> 00:59:09,420 I was just trying to explain to Don Diego. 636 00:59:10,254 --> 00:59:11,672 -Forgive my question, Excellency. 637 00:59:11,922 --> 00:59:13,049 It's none of my affair. 638 00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:14,592 -It is your affair. 639 00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:18,179 It is the affair of every loyal, law-abiding citizen. 640 00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:20,598 This Zorro is a masked bandit. 641 00:59:21,223 --> 00:59:24,560 He's a criminal and a rabblerouser. 642 00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:27,480 He's dangerous to the authority of my government. 643 00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:31,150 He must be hunted down and brought to justice. 644 00:59:31,442 --> 00:59:32,860 -He will, Don Luis. 645 00:59:33,110 --> 00:59:34,695 You have my word. 646 00:59:34,945 --> 00:59:36,197 -Dofia Bonasario, 647 00:59:36,655 --> 00:59:39,033 I can't thank you enough for your gracious hospitality. 648 00:59:39,283 --> 00:59:41,744 -It was our pleasure having you, Don Diego. 649 00:59:42,161 --> 00:59:44,038 Perhaps we'll be seeing more of you soon. 650 00:59:44,288 --> 00:59:45,372 -It would be my pleasure. 651 00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:48,209 -Perhaps you'd like to accompany me on my morning ride. 652 00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:49,335 -0h, I'd be delighted. 653 00:59:49,585 --> 00:59:50,544 -Would eight be too early? 654 00:59:50,795 --> 00:59:54,840 -No hour is too early to enjoy your company, lovely lady. 655 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:57,968 Excellency, 656 00:59:58,219 --> 00:59:59,970 thank you for having me to dinner. 657 01:00:00,471 --> 01:00:01,764 -Thank you, Don Diego. 658 01:00:02,014 --> 01:00:03,557 Give my regards to your father. 659 01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:05,559 -Gracias. I will. 660 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:12,316 -You do have the most beautiful things, comandante. 661 01:00:12,566 --> 01:00:14,026 Who is your tailor? 662 01:00:14,276 --> 01:00:15,277 Good night. 663 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:20,908 -You're all just too beautiful. 664 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,201 Nighty-night. 665 01:00:23,994 --> 01:00:25,663 -Come, Maria. I'll help you prepare for bed. 666 01:00:25,913 --> 01:00:29,250 -Well, ladies, what do you think of the son of the former alcalde? 667 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,545 - I think he's some kind of a freak or something. 668 01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:35,631 -I think things are seldom what they seem. 669 01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:41,887 -She will marry Diego, Esteban, 670 01:00:43,013 --> 01:00:44,557 but don't you worry, 671 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:48,310 you'll get part of the action, you and your fine cock? 672 01:01:08,038 --> 01:01:09,874 -Thinking of your husband-to-be? 673 01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:12,459 - Yes. He's wonderful. 674 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:16,005 -Well, at dinner, you didn't display any great fondness for him. 675 01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:17,631 -Who are you talking about? 676 01:01:19,008 --> 01:01:21,385 -Don Diego, of course. 677 01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,137 - Don Diego? 678 01:01:23,387 --> 01:01:24,305 That she-man? 679 01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:27,600 Aunt Helena. Really, you're so much fun. 680 01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:31,020 -Maria, I do not jest. 681 01:01:31,562 --> 01:01:32,605 -I don't understand. 682 01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,023 What do you mean? 683 01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:36,859 -Your uncle and I have already discussed it. 684 01:01:37,109 --> 01:01:41,405 He has decided you will soon marry Don Diego. 685 01:01:42,156 --> 01:01:44,366 -0h, no. No, I can't. 686 01:01:44,783 --> 01:01:46,410 I'm in love with-- 687 01:01:48,412 --> 01:01:50,289 -With whom, Maria? 688 01:01:51,665 --> 01:01:53,417 There, there, dear niece. 689 01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:55,669 Everything will work out in time. 690 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,880 You will learn to love him. 691 01:01:58,130 --> 01:02:00,257 41lnever live that long. 692 01:02:01,008 --> 01:02:01,926 -Come. 693 01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:04,178 I'll help you get undressed. 694 01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:09,475 -But why does Uncle Luis want me to marry that fag? 695 01:02:09,725 --> 01:02:12,144 -Because his father has great landholdings, 696 01:02:12,394 --> 01:02:16,023 which will one day belong to Diego and you. 697 01:02:17,107 --> 01:02:18,525 -Aunt Helena, 698 01:02:18,776 --> 01:02:20,694 do you love Uncle Luis? 699 01:02:20,945 --> 01:02:21,695 -Of course. 700 01:02:21,946 --> 01:02:26,492 - İt must be so wonderful to love and be loved by a man-- 701 01:02:26,742 --> 01:02:28,160 A real man. 702 01:02:28,410 --> 01:02:31,538 If I marry Diego, I will never know. 703 01:02:32,331 --> 01:02:33,207 -Yes. 704 01:02:33,457 --> 01:02:36,043 To be loved physically is the greatest ecstasy 705 01:02:36,293 --> 01:02:37,503 one can experience. 706 01:02:38,379 --> 01:02:40,756 You are entitled to that. 707 01:02:41,590 --> 01:02:45,719 -Aunt Helena, I-- I don't understand. 708 01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:47,596 -You will, my dear. 709 01:02:47,846 --> 01:02:50,975 I will make you understand many things. 710 01:05:53,991 --> 01:05:56,285 -Aunt Helena, is this all right? 711 01:05:56,535 --> 01:05:59,121 -Try it. You'll like it. 712 01:09:49,017 --> 01:09:53,146 -Auntie, will it always be like this with my husband? 713 01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:55,607 -With him, it may be a little different, 714 01:09:55,857 --> 01:09:59,403 but your ever-loving auntie will never be too far away. 715 01:10:09,204 --> 01:10:10,914 -It's beautiful. 716 01:10:11,164 --> 01:10:12,124 Let's stop over there. 717 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:13,458 -All right. 718 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:01,798 -California can be beautiful, 719 01:11:02,048 --> 01:11:03,008 but I won't miss it. 720 01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,136 Are you thinking of going back to Spain? 721 01:11:06,386 --> 01:11:08,305 -I've longed to return for some time. 722 01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:10,599 Don Luis has also spoken of returning, 723 01:11:10,849 --> 01:11:13,393 but I don't think he wants to give up what he has here. 724 01:11:13,643 --> 01:11:15,061 -That's a shame, sefiora. 725 01:11:15,312 --> 01:11:18,607 Madrid is the center of everything, and it gets bigger and better every day. 726 01:11:18,857 --> 01:11:21,651 -You spend so much time at the Academy with men. 727 01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:23,737 You never knew any girls? 728 01:11:23,987 --> 01:11:25,238 -Well, of course. 729 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:26,782 What do you think I am? 730 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:30,535 -I think you are something other than what you pretend to be, 731 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:32,078 and I might prove it. 732 01:11:33,413 --> 01:11:34,623 What do you have in mind? 733 01:11:34,873 --> 01:11:36,124 -Help me slip out of my skirt. 734 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:45,592 -Gracias, Don Diego. Why don't you do the same? 735 01:11:45,842 --> 01:11:48,678 You want those pretty clothes to fade in the sun? 736 01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:50,430 Let me help you. 737 01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:52,933 -A wise old man in Madrid once told me something. 738 01:11:53,183 --> 01:11:54,184 I guess he was right. 739 01:11:54,434 --> 01:11:55,477 -What was that? 740 01:11:55,727 --> 01:11:57,479 -Strip away all the linen and lace, 741 01:11:57,729 --> 01:12:01,149 and the only difference between a queen and a whore is time and place. 742 01:12:01,441 --> 01:12:04,528 -A wise old gypsy woman in Barcelona once told me something. 743 01:12:04,778 --> 01:12:06,363 I think she was right also. 744 01:12:06,613 --> 01:12:08,615 -0h? What was that? 745 01:12:08,865 --> 01:12:11,701 -The longer you pretend, the harder it gets. 746 01:12:14,955 --> 01:12:15,747 Now that I've been found out, 747 01:12:15,997 --> 01:12:18,166 I guess I'd better confess my little hoax. 748 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:20,710 -It takes a big man to do that. 749 01:15:36,656 --> 01:15:42,537 -Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream. 750 01:15:42,787 --> 01:15:45,165 -I trust you've had your fill, my dear. 751 01:16:38,635 --> 01:16:39,928 -Out, dog. 752 01:16:59,155 --> 01:17:01,199 -Sometime tonight, sergeant, I'll take that. 753 01:17:01,449 --> 01:17:02,408 -Si, comandante. 754 01:17:02,992 --> 01:17:04,828 -I'll take that, comandante. -Zorro. 755 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:40,071 -Curses! Foiled again. Men! 756 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:42,323 Men, Zorro has just robbed the tax money. 757 01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:43,658 Search the pueblo. 758 01:17:43,908 --> 01:17:44,826 Search the church. 759 01:17:45,076 --> 01:17:46,494 - Search. 760 01:17:46,744 --> 01:17:47,912 Search. 761 01:17:48,413 --> 01:17:49,205 Find Zorro. 762 01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:36,586 -Silencio, idiot. 763 01:18:36,836 --> 01:18:38,087 -What happened? -Zorro. 764 01:18:38,338 --> 01:18:41,341 -How you do know it's Zorro? -Look at my behind. 765 01:18:42,258 --> 01:18:43,593 -You know something? 766 01:18:43,843 --> 01:18:46,512 This Zorro is getting to be a pain in the ass. 767 01:18:48,181 --> 01:18:50,141 -No, not there, you idiots. 768 01:18:50,391 --> 01:18:52,310 Behind the tower, the tower. 769 01:18:55,605 --> 01:18:57,273 -Chico, on the edge. 770 01:18:57,523 --> 01:18:58,775 On the edge. 771 01:19:09,619 --> 01:19:11,871 -Not that far on the edge. 772 01:19:15,583 --> 01:19:17,085 -Zorro has just robbed the tax money. 773 01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:18,586 -The tax money? 774 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,172 -José. José, he's over there. 775 01:19:21,422 --> 01:19:23,132 Shoot. Shoot. No, José. 776 01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:24,592 It's Raul. No. 777 01:21:50,196 --> 01:21:51,155 -Kill Zorro. 778 01:21:55,827 --> 01:21:56,702 -Get him. 779 01:21:58,788 --> 01:21:59,705 -The staircase. 780 01:22:05,336 --> 01:22:06,337 -Did you see him? 781 01:22:06,587 --> 01:22:08,423 -See him? The cowardly swine. 782 01:22:08,673 --> 01:22:10,758 He attacked one of my best men from the rear. 783 01:22:11,008 --> 01:22:11,884 -Did he hurt him? 784 01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:18,516 -Adiés, comandante. 785 01:22:28,109 --> 01:22:29,152 -Z? 786 01:22:29,402 --> 01:22:30,820 -Yes, it's a Z. 787 01:22:31,070 --> 01:22:33,781 I'd call you an imbecile, but that would be a promotion. 788 01:22:46,711 --> 01:22:48,045 -Good evening, padre. 789 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:49,255 -Zorro. 790 01:22:49,881 --> 01:22:53,176 - Padre, 791 01:22:53,426 --> 01:22:56,304 don't you recognize your old student? 792 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:57,847 -Diego. 793 01:22:58,556 --> 01:22:59,599 IdonT understand. 794 01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:00,975 You, Zorro? 795 01:23:01,767 --> 01:23:03,728 This cannot be. I thought you were-- 796 01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:06,647 Uaughs - A fegala? 797 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,733 -Si. -No, padre. 798 01:23:08,983 --> 01:23:11,110 It was only part of my disguise. 799 01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,862 Here's part of the tax money. 800 01:23:13,112 --> 01:23:16,240 You're to return to the peons who paid it this evening. 801 01:23:16,574 --> 01:23:17,492 -This is wonderful. 802 01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:19,202 The poor people will bless you. 803 01:23:20,077 --> 01:23:23,456 -Needless to say, don't crack to anyone about my identity. 804 01:23:23,706 --> 01:23:25,541 Gay Diego will stay gay Diego, 805 01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:29,086 and Zorro will rid this town of its rats. 806 01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:30,713 -I understand. 807 01:23:30,963 --> 01:23:32,798 What will you do next? 808 01:23:33,132 --> 01:23:34,884 -Next, padre, I am getting laid. 809 01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,430 Forgive me, padre, 810 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:41,682 but Zorro tells it like it is, 811 01:23:41,933 --> 01:23:43,643 and now, if you'll excuse me. 812 01:23:49,273 --> 01:23:53,319 -Maybe someday, they will change these frustrating rules. 813 01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:34,652 -67, 68, 69-- 814 01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:37,613 Zorro, what are you doing here? 815 01:24:37,863 --> 01:24:39,949 -Shh. There's no cause for alarm. 816 01:24:40,283 --> 01:24:41,784 -But what are you doing here? 817 01:24:42,034 --> 01:24:44,078 0h, you'll surely be caught. 818 01:24:44,328 --> 01:24:45,997 -I've come to see you, 819 01:24:46,372 --> 01:24:49,417 and don't worry about me being caught. 820 01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:53,504 No one-- 821 01:24:53,754 --> 01:24:59,760 Not even Luis or Esteban would ever think of looking for me here. 822 01:25:00,553 --> 01:25:02,346 -But what do you want of me? 823 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,848 -I told you, 824 01:25:05,141 --> 01:25:06,642 I've come to see you, 825 01:25:09,604 --> 01:25:10,938 so show me, 826 01:25:12,023 --> 01:25:13,691 and I'll show you. 827 01:25:13,941 --> 01:25:15,860 -I-- I don't understand. 828 01:25:16,569 --> 01:25:17,945 -You will, Maria, my love. 829 01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:20,573 -You will. 830 01:25:28,664 --> 01:25:30,875 - Zorro, you shouldn't be doing this. 831 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:32,627 -Do you want me to stop? 832 01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:35,838 - No. Not yet. 833 01:25:48,059 --> 01:25:49,644 -Does my little dove like it? 834 01:25:50,144 --> 01:25:51,020 -It's so-- 835 01:25:51,270 --> 01:25:52,813 So muscular. 836 01:25:54,148 --> 01:25:55,733 -And that isn't all. 837 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:23,052 -I've shown you. 838 01:26:23,302 --> 01:26:24,720 Now you must show me. 839 01:26:24,970 --> 01:26:26,138 -Of course, my darling. 840 01:26:26,389 --> 01:26:27,598 Of course. 841 01:27:22,236 --> 01:27:24,405 -But you have not shown me your face. 842 01:27:24,697 --> 01:27:29,952 Why do you still wear that mask and those stupid stockings and garters? 843 01:27:33,539 --> 01:27:37,460 -A man always wears a mask, stockings, and garters in these movies. 844 01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:46,343 -Who are you, Zorro? 845 01:27:46,802 --> 01:27:49,680 -The man with whom you will spend the rest of your life. 846 01:33:33,357 --> 01:33:36,193 -You will come again, won't you, Zorro? 847 01:33:37,694 --> 01:33:39,905 - Many times, my dear. 848 01:33:40,697 --> 01:33:42,032 Many times. 849 01:33:56,797 --> 01:33:59,424 -But I still haven't seen your face. 850 01:33:59,675 --> 01:34:02,052 -You aren't meant to, my darling, yet. 851 01:34:02,344 --> 01:34:04,138 -I fear for your life. 852 01:34:04,388 --> 01:34:06,390 When will I see you again, my love? 853 01:34:06,807 --> 01:34:10,394 -Soon, and the next time, you'll see all of me, 854 01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:13,564 but now, I must go. 855 01:34:14,773 --> 01:34:20,445 Tomorrow, I right many wrongs 856 01:34:21,572 --> 01:34:23,407 while, at the same time, 857 01:34:24,908 --> 01:34:27,035 ensuring our future happiness. 858 01:34:47,055 --> 01:34:48,348 -Zorro. 859 01:34:48,599 --> 01:34:50,475 -Capitan Velazquez, we meet again. 860 01:34:50,726 --> 01:34:52,060 -What are you doing here? 861 01:34:52,311 --> 01:34:56,773 -Not that it's any of your business, but I was merely visiting my fiancée, 862 01:34:57,065 --> 01:34:59,735 the beautiful and no-longer-virginal Maria, 863 01:34:59,985 --> 01:35:00,861 schmuck. 864 01:35:01,111 --> 01:35:02,404 -No longer virginal? 865 01:35:02,654 --> 01:35:03,655 Defend yourself. 866 01:35:23,634 --> 01:35:25,344 -You are good, capitan. 867 01:35:25,594 --> 01:35:27,971 I will give you a rematch tomorrow at high noon, 868 01:35:28,555 --> 01:35:30,390 in the alcalde's office. 869 01:35:31,516 --> 01:35:33,393 -You bet your ass you will. 870 01:35:41,151 --> 01:35:44,655 -You don't really think he'll come, do you, Esteban? 871 01:35:44,905 --> 01:35:45,948 -He's an egomaniac. 872 01:35:47,157 --> 01:35:48,075 -He'll show. 873 01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:51,411 -With all of our soldiers outside, he'd be insane. 874 01:35:51,662 --> 01:35:54,164 -I've given orders to them to let him pass. 875 01:35:54,414 --> 01:35:58,335 -He's mine. -Pah, talk about egomaniacs. 876 01:35:58,627 --> 01:36:00,045 -No, no, sefior. You cannot go in. 877 01:36:00,295 --> 01:36:01,046 -ButI must go in. 878 01:36:01,296 --> 01:36:04,299 I've got information for them about this Zorro person. 879 01:36:04,549 --> 01:36:07,511 -Let Don Diego pass, Seymour. 880 01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:14,518 -See? I told you they'd see me, you silly, succulent savage, you. 881 01:36:15,852 --> 01:36:18,814 Well, while you two lollygag about this dreadful office, 882 01:36:19,064 --> 01:36:23,068 that Zorro person is lurking about in my father's hacienda. 883 01:36:26,947 --> 01:36:28,031 -Latio. 884 01:36:28,282 --> 01:36:29,324 -5,'-- 885 01:36:29,783 --> 01:36:30,909 Si, comandante? 886 01:36:31,159 --> 01:36:33,120 -Zorro is at the Vega hacienda. 887 01:36:33,370 --> 01:36:35,414 Get your men and get him this time. 888 01:36:35,664 --> 01:36:37,165 -Yes, comandante. 889 01:36:37,416 --> 01:36:40,127 Men, Zorro is at the Vega hacienda. 890 01:36:40,585 --> 01:36:43,463 Get him. I know I can depend on you. 891 01:36:43,839 --> 01:36:45,299 Go. All of you. 892 01:37:05,193 --> 01:37:07,154 -I'm afraid Zorro is a coward. 893 01:37:08,405 --> 01:37:11,491 He wouldn't dare face me alone again. 894 01:37:11,742 --> 01:37:13,994 -He's too smart, you fool. 895 01:37:14,244 --> 01:37:17,331 He wouldn't dare coming here with all these soldiers outside. 896 01:37:17,581 --> 01:37:19,333 -But I've given orders to let him pass. 897 01:37:19,583 --> 01:37:21,793 -He doesn't know that, you moron. 898 01:37:22,044 --> 01:37:24,338 Zorro is much too crafty for that. 899 01:37:24,588 --> 01:37:27,632 He has tricked you into sending the soldiers away. 900 01:37:27,883 --> 01:37:30,844 He has kept his appointment. 901 01:37:31,553 --> 01:37:32,763 -You mean? 902 01:37:32,971 --> 01:37:35,474 -Well, Don Diego, 903 01:37:35,932 --> 01:37:38,101 alias Zorro, 904 01:37:38,894 --> 01:37:41,605 what can we do for you? 905 01:37:42,814 --> 01:37:48,195 -You are a very astute man, Don Luis, 906 01:37:51,948 --> 01:37:54,785 and being a wise man, I know you will do the wise thing. 907 01:37:56,495 --> 01:37:58,163 -Which is? 908 01:38:00,040 --> 01:38:03,085 -Resign your position, which you are not fit to hold. 909 01:38:12,260 --> 01:38:15,013 -Return all of the money which you have stolen from the peons 910 01:38:16,348 --> 01:38:18,058 and go back to Spain with your lovely wife. 911 01:38:18,308 --> 01:38:19,684 -What about my niece, Maria. 912 01:38:19,935 --> 01:38:21,853 -Yes, what about Maria? 913 01:38:22,104 --> 01:38:23,105 - Maria. 914 01:38:23,522 --> 01:38:25,732 She stays in Los Angeles. 915 01:38:26,066 --> 01:38:27,109 I am going to marry her. 916 01:38:27,359 --> 01:38:29,152 -You cheeky bastard. -Not yet, Esteban. 917 01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:31,113 I haven't finished. 918 01:38:31,571 --> 01:38:33,281 -You're finished as of right now. 919 01:40:08,877 --> 01:40:10,128 -My sword arm. 920 01:40:11,004 --> 01:40:13,673 I'll never f-f-fight again. 921 01:40:13,924 --> 01:40:15,675 -Good for you, Esteban. 922 01:40:16,134 --> 01:40:18,428 One should make love, not war. 923 01:40:19,638 --> 01:40:21,848 Now, gentlemen, we will conclude the arrangements 924 01:40:22,098 --> 01:40:23,975 to which you will agree, I am sure. 925 01:40:24,226 --> 01:40:25,352 -Yes, yes. 926 01:40:25,602 --> 01:40:27,187 Anything you say. 927 01:40:27,437 --> 01:40:30,899 -Uncle, Esteban, Don Diego. 928 01:40:31,274 --> 01:40:32,400 What does this mean? 929 01:40:32,651 --> 01:40:36,571 -It means, my dear, that Don Diego is really Zorro. 930 01:40:37,155 --> 01:40:39,282 -Don Diego is Zorro? 931 01:40:39,533 --> 01:40:41,326 But I don't believe that. 932 01:40:41,576 --> 01:40:43,370 Zorro is a man, and Don Diego is only-- 933 01:40:43,620 --> 01:40:45,622 -Yes, my little dove, I'm what? 934 01:40:46,122 --> 01:40:48,041 -I just don't believe it. 935 01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:52,045 -Perhaps, when we have concluded our arrangements here, 936 01:40:53,672 --> 01:40:54,714 you'll let me prove it. 937 01:40:54,965 --> 01:40:55,799 -Prove it? 938 01:40:56,049 --> 01:40:56,967 But how? 939 01:40:57,259 --> 01:40:58,385 -Zorro knows. 940 01:40:58,635 --> 01:41:00,720 - You have won, Zorro. 941 01:41:00,971 --> 01:41:03,640 Helena and I shall leave for Spain tomorrow. 942 01:41:03,890 --> 01:41:05,433 -What about me? 943 01:41:05,684 --> 01:41:06,393 -Too bad, kid. 944 01:41:06,643 --> 01:41:08,353 That's the way the enchilada crumbles. 945 01:41:08,603 --> 01:41:10,188 -IcanT beheveit. 946 01:41:24,869 --> 01:41:26,288 -And so the wrongs have been righted. 947 01:41:26,538 --> 01:41:28,707 Luis Bonasario has sailed back to Spain, 948 01:41:28,957 --> 01:41:33,003 and Esteban Velazquez is managing a cockfighting arena in Tijuana. 949 01:41:33,253 --> 01:41:37,173 I've been restored to my rightful place as alcalde of Los Angeles. 950 01:41:37,507 --> 01:41:39,926 The governor has been so notified and approves. 951 01:41:43,096 --> 01:41:47,475 -I and all my men have been elected the new police force. 952 01:41:47,726 --> 01:41:54,274 I, Felipio Latio, am sergeant in charge of the vice squad. 953 01:41:54,524 --> 01:41:58,278 - Felipio, I knew you'd get an honest job some day. 954 01:41:58,862 --> 01:42:01,323 -All this was done by my son Diego, 955 01:42:01,698 --> 01:42:03,825 also known as Zorro. 956 01:42:04,367 --> 01:42:06,620 Let's bring him on with a big hand. Here he is.